This fellow, while riding one day, happened upon a woman who curtly remarked, โ€œWell, for land sake, you are the homeliest man I ever saw.โ€

โ€œYes, madam, but I canโ€™t help it,โ€ he responded.:

โ€œNo, I suppose not,โ€ she allowed, โ€œbut you might stay at home.”

Whenย a group of menย wanted him to close a St. Louis Church which supported the rebellion: