Thoughts running through my mind while sitting on an airplane:
How long will it take the chevron imprints from these compression socks to leave my calves?
Does anyone else get claustrophobic from an overstuffed neck pillow?
When will I make good on my vow never again to carry a large tote bag through the airport?
What happened to the cute luggage tags I bought two years ago?
Why don’t airlines add another button overhead next to the light and air to dispense Dramamine?
The Amazing Bird Collection 